Kabsanlid is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, merciless wasp.

Kabsanlid created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabsanlid, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kabsanlid, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Kabsanlid's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Kabsanlid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Kabsanlid on top of all buildings.