Bopgantetti is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tiresome snake.

Bopgantetti created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopgantetti, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bopgantetti, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bopgantetti's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bopgantetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near snails.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.