Pongepont is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, awesome capybara.

Pongepont created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pongepont, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pongepont, he will be mildly annoyed.

Pongepont's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Pongepont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.