Pondanbastgad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, fast dove.

Pondanbastgad created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pondanbastgad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pondanbastgad, it will turn you into a snail.

Pondanbastgad's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Pondanbastgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect three lead sculptures of Pondanbastgad on top of important buildings.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.