Dussduss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating shark.

Dussduss created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussduss, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dussduss, she will turn you into a duck.

Dussduss' most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Dussduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

4. Never sit near rats.

5. Do not eat lemons.