Nurlgodfab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful grasshopper.

Nurlgodfab created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlgodfab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nurlgodfab, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nurlgodfab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Nurlgodfab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurlgodfab.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always help frogs.

4. Never feed wheat to porpoises while wearing white boots.

5. Hide if nine eagles approach from the east.