Ripsinflig is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical fox.

Ripsinflig created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripsinflig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ripsinflig, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Ripsinflig's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Ripsinflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never mention ants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Always help sick mites.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.