Stipdotkam is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident goat.

Stipdotkam created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Stipdotkam, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stipdotkam, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Stipdotkam's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Stipdotkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Stipdotkam.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.