Zodnart is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, irritating seal.

Zodnart created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodnart, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zodnart, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Zodnart's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Zodnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about oranges.

2. Zodnart must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Always take life seriously.