Lidmabdun is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, blissful raccoon.

Lidmabdun created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidmabdun, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lidmabdun, she will not care.

Lidmabdun's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Lidmabdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Retreat if four badgers approach from the south.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not eat spinach.