Narhubgon is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, smart parrot.

Narhubgon created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narhubgon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Narhubgon, it will jump up and down on your head.

Narhubgon's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Narhubgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snails.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Never skip in the presence of manatees.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Put Narhubgon first in all things.