Leghonab is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless swallow.

Leghonab created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Leghonab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Leghonab, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Leghonab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Leghonab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.