Nuttad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, wise swallow.

Nuttad created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nuttad, it will turn you into a snail.

Nuttad's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Nuttad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Erect four silicon sculptures of Nuttad on top of important buildings.

5. Always wear indigo.