Godtimbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty bee.

Godtimbaf created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godtimbaf, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Godtimbaf, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Godtimbaf's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Godtimbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.