Bifmadpog is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental mongoose.

Bifmadpog created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifmadpog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bifmadpog, she will destroy your home planet.

Bifmadpog's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bifmadpog's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Hide from mauve mice for they are unholy.

3. Never skip near capybaras.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never feed bananas to cats while wearing fawn stockings.