Vogviggon is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, narcissistic otter.

Vogviggon created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogviggon, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vogviggon, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vogviggon's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Vogviggon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vogviggon's name in vain.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.