Kararnlig is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, slow hare.

Kararnlig created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kararnlig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kararnlig, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Kararnlig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Kararnlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

5. Seals are not to be trusted.
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