Sagjadkon is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, caring swan.

Sagjadkon created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Sagjadkon, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sagjadkon, he will turn you into a sheep.

Sagjadkon's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Sagjadkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sagjadkon's priests.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. You must pray to Sagjadkon five times a day.