Nakrullsand is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident jellyfish.

Nakrullsand created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Nakrullsand, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nakrullsand, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nakrullsand's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Nakrullsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Nakrullsand loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never feed coconuts to birds while wearing violet shorts.