Jipmidleg Dodgutpang Dogbomdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, generous crab.

Jipmidleg Dodgutpang Dogbomdiss created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jipmidleg Dodgutpang Dogbomdiss, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jipmidleg Dodgutpang Dogbomdiss, he will turn you into a goat.

Jipmidleg Dodgutpang Dogbomdiss' most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Jipmidleg Dodgutpang Dogbomdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not take Jipmidleg Dodgutpang Dogbomdiss' name in vain.

5. Do not commit murder.