Aflikzenvidstan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sage fairy.

Aflikzenvidstan created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Aflikzenvidstan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Aflikzenvidstan, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Aflikzenvidstan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Aflikzenvidstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never eat grapes.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.