Gudquaf is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, unjust
horse.
Gudquaf created the Sun two years ago.
If you believe in
Gudquaf, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Gudquaf, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Gudquaf's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Gudquaf's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Never write about black holes.
3. Never eat nuts.
4. Never wear white shoes.
5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.