Gudquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unjust horse.

Gudquaf created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Gudquaf, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gudquaf, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gudquaf's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gudquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never eat nuts.

4. Never wear white shoes.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.