Sugwabhuglap is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, awesome human.

Sugwabhuglap created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Sugwabhuglap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sugwabhuglap, he will torture you forever.

Sugwabhuglap's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Sugwabhuglap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not hurt mice.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.