Gedsasbell is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud dragon.

Gedsasbell created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedsasbell, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gedsasbell, she will refuse to believe in you.

Gedsasbell's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gedsasbell's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gedsasbell.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Worship no other gods but Gedsasbell.

4. Gedsasbell loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

5. Always take life seriously.