Pakfonbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, weak warg.

Pakfonbonk created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pakfonbonk, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pakfonbonk, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pakfonbonk's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Pakfonbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of snakes.

2. Hide from turquoise foxes for they are unholy.

3. Always help sick badgers.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Put Pakfonbonk first in all things.