Latcinnut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, charitable raccoon.

Latcinnut created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Latcinnut, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Latcinnut, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Latcinnut's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Latcinnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tortoises.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. You must love Latcinnut.