Fagnablargpogtabwitflat is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, passionate meerkat.

Fagnablargpogtabwitflat created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagnablargpogtabwitflat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fagnablargpogtabwitflat, it will destroy your home solar system.

Fagnablargpogtabwitflat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fagnablargpogtabwitflat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fagnablargpogtabwitflat.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Retreat if five ants approach from the west.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not eat corn.