Sawlooppang is a god.

She takes the form of a large, clever otter.

Sawlooppang created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawlooppang, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sawlooppang, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sawlooppang's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Sawlooppang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Sawlooppang must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help badgers.

5. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.