Gomyartdam is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, blissful wasp.

Gomyartdam created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Gomyartdam, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gomyartdam, he will refuse to believe in you.

Gomyartdam's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gomyartdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gomyartdam.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

5. Always stare at clouds.