Pinteentetti is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, capable dugong.

Pinteentetti created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pinteentetti, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pinteentetti, he will turn you into a rat.

Pinteentetti's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Pinteentetti's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Hide if four sheep approach from the east.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never eat lentils.