Dagbagcan is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous dryad.

Dagbagcan created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagbagcan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dagbagcan, she will make you grow a tail.

Dagbagcan's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dagbagcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

5. Do not stand on grass.