Hubvilcad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust donkey.

Hubvilcad created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubvilcad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hubvilcad, it will refuse to believe in you.

Hubvilcad's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Hubvilcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. You must pray to Hubvilcad seven times a day.

3. Pigs are not to be trusted.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Never look in ponds.