Pomsitfosshap is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, compassionate lizard.

Pomsitfosshap created Europe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomsitfosshap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pomsitfosshap, he will turn you into a worm.

Pomsitfosshap's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Pomsitfosshap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Put Pomsitfosshap first in all things.