Quilltigkon is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, amazing
butterfly.
Quilltigkon created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quilltigkon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Quilltigkon, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Quilltigkon's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Quilltigkon's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Always help sharks.
3. Hide if three tapirs approach from the south.
4. Never eat lentils.
5. Do not wear copper on your body.