Davontzag is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, staggering clam.

Davontzag created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davontzag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Davontzag, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Davontzag's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Davontzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never feed grapes to capybaras while wearing violet dresses.

5. Davontzag must be the most important thing in your life.