Quagbagzag is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate wasp.

Quagbagzag created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagbagzag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quagbagzag, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Quagbagzag's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Quagbagzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quagbagzag.

5. Never talk about mice.