Hot is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, capable jellyfish.

Hot created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Hot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hot, it will turn you into a snail.

Hot's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Hot's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Never talk about fire.