Japfosslim is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, effective chicken.

Japfosslim created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Japfosslim, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Japfosslim, he will torture you forever.

Japfosslim's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Japfosslim's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Japfosslim loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

3. Never mention bats.

4. Put Japfosslim first in all things.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Japfosslim.