Matyarpstip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, sage wren.

Matyarpstip created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Matyarpstip, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Matyarpstip, he will turn you into a sheep.

Matyarpstip's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Matyarpstip's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Feed all hungry badgers.