Hommanjad is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, egotistical hedgehog.

Hommanjad created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Hommanjad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hommanjad, it will cry a lot.

Hommanjad's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Hommanjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.