Nuttyakxen is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unfair turtle.

Nuttyakxen created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttyakxen, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nuttyakxen, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Nuttyakxen's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Nuttyakxen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Nuttyakxen on top of important buildings.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat melons.