Vanbumfat is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, grumpy skunk.

Vanbumfat created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vanbumfat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vanbumfat, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Vanbumfat's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Vanbumfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Do not kill cats.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always wear blue.