Dodfomcar is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous rhinoceros.

Dodfomcar created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodfomcar, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dodfomcar, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dodfomcar's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Dodfomcar's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dodfomcar.

2. Run away if nine otters approach from the north.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. You must pray to Dodfomcar five times a day.

5. Put Dodfomcar first in all things.