Madlistsak is a god.

He takes the form of a small, sapient duck.

Madlistsak created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Madlistsak, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Madlistsak, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Madlistsak's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Madlistsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near otters.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Always wear pink.