Boss is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, staggering snail.

Boss created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Boss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Boss, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Boss' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Boss' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Never wear magenta shirts.

4. Never paint your arms yellow.

5. Do not speak about oranges.