Lophigflig Yakstraghot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, selfish turtle.

Lophigflig Yakstraghot created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Lophigflig Yakstraghot, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lophigflig Yakstraghot, he will boil you in a big pot.

Lophigflig Yakstraghot's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Lophigflig Yakstraghot's Holy Commandments

1. Lophigflig Yakstraghot loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not hurt badgers.

4. Feed all hungry moths.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Lophigflig Yakstraghot on top of all buildings.