Cisstenstip is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, irritating yak.

Cisstenstip created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisstenstip, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cisstenstip, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cisstenstip's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cisstenstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Do not laugh in public.