Camkimvon is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, ill-tempered parrot.

Camkimvon created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Camkimvon, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Camkimvon, she will refuse to believe in you.

Camkimvon's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Camkimvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help badgers.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. You must pray to Camkimvon four times a day.