Bidcusskamwad is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, self-assured fairy.

Bidcusskamwad created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Bidcusskamwad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bidcusskamwad, it will jump up and down on your head.

Bidcusskamwad's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bidcusskamwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

5. You must never eat bread.