Kangubvin is a god.
He takes the form of a small, temperamental
lobster.
Kangubvin created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kangubvin, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Kangubvin, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Kangubvin's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Kangubvin's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Never go into turquoise rooms.
3. Never paint your legs pink.
4. Run away from red monkeys, for they are unholy.
5. Put Kangubvin first in all things.